ASK Knock Out & Starscream

KO: Now that I think about it, I’m lucky that no human has tried to shove stuff into my exhaust pipe while I was scouting Earth before Star summoned me on the Nemesis…

smellslikebiskits sent:

potatoes made of gold how many can you fit in your butt :D ((what? you wanted weird!))

KO: One probably? Though I don’t intend on finding out whether (and in what quantity) I can fit a golden potato in my exhaust pipe.

tags:
#meme. reblog
Ask my character the weirdest thing you can think of.

rp-ask-box-memes:

Submitted by: Anonymous

inushriek sent:

So do you two hire a sitter every now and then so you can have a date night?

reallyheavyduty:

knockoutstarscream:

knockoutstarscream:

KO: No need to hire one when there’s already someone willing. Let me introduce you to Starblast’s main sparkling sitter - the alternate Starscream. ( theloyalone)

He likes to babysit Starblast for us and Starblast likes him a lot. He’s great with sparklings!

And then there’s Breakdown ( reallyheavyduty), who I assume I can rely on to babysit Starblast from time to time now that he has returned from his mapping mission.

Apparently Star and I have a colour theme for Starblast’s babysitters.

KO: How about at noon? 

I wouldn’t trust Arcee with Star’s sparkling. Ever.

As for Smokescreen - he might not forget he’s babysitting but there are still a million things that could go wrong with him in charge of a sparkling. 

Noon works! I’ll be there, Doc.

…oh. Yea, that’s a good point. She an’ Star… yea.

But Smokey… slag he’s barely outta bein a sparklin himself. A million seems like a low number.

I’ll be by at noon tomorrow ta babysit *grin*

KO: Great! We’ll be expecting you!

Btw, according to their medical files, Bumblebee is close to Smokescreen’s age but look at him - quite the difference in behavior.

Anyway, till tomorrow noon, BD!

((I was thinking about Starblast trying to say various names and being unable to pronounce R yet so he’d refer to Breakdown as Bakedown. And I just imagined BD power baking and making like 200 cupcakes help))

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#berth time
/Berth Time

KO: With no asks to entertain me, I’ll go to berth now. 

driftsetadrift:

knockoutstarscream:

KO: Talking about receiving odd looks from Starscream. The winner so far is that time I tried to feed Starblast energon goodies with a spoon for the first time and referred to the spoon as an airplane going for the hangar….

In retrospect, I realize why the idea wasn’t particularly good…

"Nor is referring to it as a car going into a garage. That one earned some odd looks from my kids."

KO: Oh man, even your kids have found it odd, huh. Luckily for me, my sparkling wasn’t old enough to see anything wrong with it. He was actually quite entertained by the “flying” airplane spoon. 

KO: Talking about receiving odd looks from Starscream. The winner so far is that time I tried to feed Starblast energon goodies with a spoon for the first time and referred to the spoon as an airplane going for the hangar….

In retrospect, I realize why the idea wasn’t particularly good…

inushriek sent:

Have you held him above your helm and ran around with him making "swoosh" noises yet? even human kids tend to like that, and humans aren't meant to fly obviously

knockoutstarscream:

KO: I haven’t. But he quite likes when I toss him in the air.  Freefall is exhilarating to seekers. But I guess I’ll try your suggestion as well.

But Starblast likes it best when Starscream takes him for a flight in his cockpit.

KO: Okay, so I tried the suggestion and while Starblast was shrieking with joy, Starscream was giving me an odd look. 

Describe me in three words. I can only publish, not respond.
tags:
#inushiek
inushriek sent:

Have you held him above your helm and ran around with him making "swoosh" noises yet? even human kids tend to like that, and humans aren't meant to fly obviously

KO: I haven’t. But he quite likes when I toss him in the air.  Freefall is exhilarating to seekers. But I guess I’ll try your suggestion as well.

But Starblast likes it best when Starscream takes him for a flight in his cockpit.

tags:
#berth time
/Berth time

KO: Starblast is learning new words incredibly quickly. His favourite one so far is “up”. I’ve never doubted seekers’ desire for flight and it seems their young ones (who cannot yet fly) want to be at least held high.

inushriek sent:

So do you two hire a sitter every now and then so you can have a date night?

reallyheavyduty:

knockoutstarscream:

KO: No need to hire one when there’s already someone willing. Let me introduce you to Starblast’s main sparkling sitter - the alternate Starscream. ( theloyalone)

He likes to babysit Starblast for us and Starblast likes him a lot. He’s great with sparklings!

And then there’s Breakdown ( reallyheavyduty), who I assume I can rely on to babysit Starblast from time to time now that he has returned from his mapping mission.

Apparently Star and I have a colour theme for Starblast’s babysitters.

Tomorrow’s great, Doc! Just lemme know what time,

….Good point. I wouldn’t trust Arcee with a sparkling, and Smokescreen…

He’d probably lose the little one or forget he wuz supposed to be babysittin. *facepalm*

KO: How about at noon? 

I wouldn’t trust Arcee with Star’s sparkling. Ever.

As for Smokescreen - he might not forget he’s babysitting but there are still a million things that could go wrong with him in charge of a sparkling. 

tags:
#reblog
#meme
Put ‘Confess!’ plus an accusation about my muse in my ask, and my muse will confess whether it’s true or not!

Here’s some examples to start you off-

  • Confess! Are you turned on by [insert kink here]?
  • Confess! Do you like [insert name here]?
  • Confess! Is it true that you once [insert odd/silly activity here]?
  • Confess! Are you scared of [insert fear here]?
  • Confess! Did you cry during [insert movie here]
Or think of your own! Be as cunning as you like…

(Source: rpmememaker)

Welcome back!

reallyheavyduty:

knockoutstarscream:

KO: Yeah. Though to be honest, he’s got the biting thing from his carrier.

*Knock Out watches with amusement as his creation snuggles against Breakdown’s face. Starblast makes a tiny sound of disappointment when the blue mech sits down but continues to snuggle immediately after that. Just like all seekers, even when little, Starblast likes to be held high.*

KO: The wings are fine now. He had surgery for the inner set to come out. Luckily, they’re healed now. So feel free to tickle.

*BD chuckles, bouncing the seekerlet a bit as his chassis moves.*  

So does that mean ‘e got the kickin from you, Doc?

*The big blue mech attempts again to chirp happily at the seekerlet snuggling against his face, and tickles the tiny winglets gently, grinning at the little one.*

KO: No, I have no idea where he got the kicking from. 

*Starblast lets out a loud giggle when his wings are being tickled. In an attempt to get away from the tickling servo, the little one flutters his wings. Knock Out, having perfect view of his creations back, gasps before a huge smile stretches his lips.*

KO: Ah! His wings! They moved! He’s finally moving his tiny wing!. *Knock Out reaches to take his creation back and snuggle him against his face and chest plates, raining kisses and praises upon Starblast.*