ASK Knock Out & Starscream
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#Anonymous
Anonymous sent:

Megatron, Starscream, Optimus Prime

KO:

Fuck Optimus Prime

Marry Starscream (already done btw. Also - a very obvious choice)

Get drunk with Megatron (I hope he’s a happy drunk and not a violent one…)

predatorgirl613 sent:

Fuck marry get drunk: tarn, megatron, soundwave

KO:

Fuck Megatron ( or maybe you should read this as ‘get fucked by’. By some miraculous chance I may be able to survive and not get split in half…..)

Marry Soundwave

Get drunk with Tarn (since I haven’t met the guy and therefore have no idea what he’s like)

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#Anonymous
Anonymous sent:

Airachnid, Arcee, Shockwave

KO: Now those are the the more horrible options I expected

Fuck Arcee (Hopefully I survive this)

Marry Shockwave (He’d deem it not logical so I’d be off the hook)

Get Drunk With Airachnid (I’ll get hammered so badly I don’t remember a thing. It’d be best that way.) 

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#alucardy2000
alucardy2000 sent:

Fuck, Marry, Get Drunk With. Ratchet, Smokescreen, Breakdown

KO: Not nearly as horrible options as I usually get.

Fuck Ratchet (noo I don’t secretly want to, shut up!)

Marry Breakdown (still, I’d rather get drunk with him)

Get Drunk with Smokescreen (I’ll dare him to do stupid things and he’d totally do them. I can taste the great blackmail matterial!)

Fuck, Marry, Get Drunk With. Send me 3 names.

(Source: unless-its-a-farm)

Welcome back!

reallyheavyduty:

knockoutstarscream:

KO: Just don’t tell that to Star. He won’t shut up about how much faster and easier it would’ve been if you were a flier. He just won’t let it go, trust me..

He is! He grows so quickly. 

Well, none o’ the flyers wanted ta take the assignment, so… he don’t got much room ta talk, he coulda sent one’a his seekers on the assignment, ya know?

Can he talk yet? Do ya think he’ll remember me? Has he started flyin’? Can I come over right now?

KO: Yeah, yeah, I know. But you try telling him that. 

No, not yet. But he should be saying his first word any day now. And it’ll be a long time before he could even transform, yet alone fly. 

Yes, come over! He’s awake now. I’m sure he’ll remember you. He may be a bit hesitant at first though.

reallyheavyduty sent:

I'm kinda curious, Doc... SMW?

reallyheavyduty:

knockoutstarscream:

  • SMW ship me with?

KO: Mh, I kinda shipped you with Dreadwing but then he had to.. go. 

Also, Bulkhead, I guess. The way you two tumbled on the floor almost every time you met made it kinda hard to ignore..

Dreadwing? Dreadwing, Doc?  Why?

*just gonna grin and shuffle with embarrassment when Bulkhead is mentioned*

KO: Well.. I just have a thing for grounder x flier relationships and you were both blue and heavy duty. Don’t judge me! He was so uptight I thought a nice frag against a wall could loosen up that stick he had up his aft.. Nevermind!

Besides, you made your choice already *Knock Out smirks*. 

reallyheavyduty sent:

I'm kinda curious, Doc... SMW?

KO: Mh, I kinda shipped you with Dreadwing but then he had to.. go. 

Also, Bulkhead, I guess. The way you two tumbled on the floor almost every time you met made it kinda hard to ignore..

Welcome back!

reallyheavyduty:

knockoutstarscream:

reallyheavyduty:

It’s kinda weird ta be back after havin’ been away fer a long time. But ya know… surveyin’ Cybertron, map-makin’ and the like. We gotta figger out what all’s changed after it being rebuilt.

So, anyway… err… what all’s been up in the multiverse?

KO: Welcome back, BD! Found anything particularly interesting about Cybrtron’s new geography?

Btw, I hope you’ll come by when you’re well rested. You gotta see how much Starblast’s grown! He stands up on his own now.

Well, the Sea of Mercury’s moved about 5 kliks to the South. An’ we think that it might’ve expanded ta the North, too, but like… weren’t able ta drive all the way around it. We got new maps, tho, ta add to the system.

He’s standin’ on his own now?!  I can’t believe I missed that. Doc, I’ll be right over!

KO: Just don’t tell that to Star. He won’t shut up about how much faster and easier it would’ve been if you were a flier. He just won’t let it go, trust me..

He is! He grows so quickly. 

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#Anonymous
Anonymous sent:

HON: Optimus Prime and his steel-belted radials~?

KO: Hot. His upgraded frame was a bit too much for my taste though. 

Anonymous sent:

1/2 Knockout and º Starscream?

Don’t talk to KO about his height. He gets irritated and defensive. He’d say he’s perfect the way he is but he secretly wishes he was a bit taller. (at least Starscream’s height)

Thus, he feels good when he meets a bot shorter than him. Which is rare since only some femmes and very rarely some mechs are shorter than him.

KO feels a bit intimidated in the company of bots that are at least twice his size. He loathes how his optic level tends to be at their crotches and afts..

SS hates the cold. And he hates (although less) the heat. He likes mild temperatures between 20 and 25 °C

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#Anonymous
Anonymous sent:

WIS Soundwave?

KO: With Shockwave. I mean, they were practically born for each other. 

Welcome back!

reallyheavyduty:

It’s kinda weird ta be back after havin’ been away fer a long time. But ya know… surveyin’ Cybertron, map-makin’ and the like. We gotta figger out what all’s changed after it being rebuilt.

So, anyway… err… what all’s been up in the multiverse?

KO: Welcome back, BD! Found anything particularly interesting about Cybrtron’s new geography?

Btw, I hope you’ll come by when you’re well rested. You gotta see how much Starblast’s grown! He stands up on his own now.

tags:
#meme
#reblog

kol-calamity:

ANONYMOUS TIME!!!! (or ask in character!)

  • HYE have you ever?
  • FMK fuck marry kill
  • KHC kiss hug cuddle
  • NML a night, a month or for life?
  • AMA ask me anything
  • HON hot or not?
  • WWY well would you?
  • WYR would you rather? 
  • TOD truth or dare?
  • SMW ship me with?
  • TOT this or that?
  • WIS who I ship? (with myself, or with others — specify) 
or anything else hilariously entertaining you can think of! 
smellslikebiskits sent:

(⑅ ‘﹃’ ) = What the character daydreams or thinks about

Interfacing, racing, and Starblast and Starscream.

His thoughts can go from Cute and Sweet to Super Explicit Mature Content in 0.2 sec